Tooltip: There is 'late binding' joke in here somewhere.
Reading your old code is like flipping through your year book. It makes you nostalgic and horrified: I remember that guy, he was deeply problematic. Yikes, how on earth did I think that shaving one side of my mullet made it a good idea? I don't have a sex tape floating around that someone could put on the internet to humiliate me...but if someone posted my early (or, sadly, contemporary) code, it would be embarrassing.